Well it's been a while and though my head hasn't actually stopped spinning yet it has slowed to the points where ideas are more floating to the surface of my mind demanding to be written.
The last few months have been a whirlwind of desolation that saw the utter collapse of my family, my relationship and one of my lungs. I remain however, scarred and alone but still here and with a new home and job too.
I thought I'd mark my return by spending a bit of time on one of the issues closest to my heart: lovely, lovely cannabis.
Before I start I should probably 'declare my interests': I've smoked cannabis for a dozen years, just under half my life; she is the sacrament of my faith and, I believe, the saviour and future of all mankind.
I could, and am currently fighting hard not to, write all day and all night on this subject, her 10,000+ non-somking uses, her biology, her chemistry, her 10,000 year history, her sociopolitics, but I won't.
If you're left wanting after this one, or feel you need more clarification on something below, check out 'Prohibitive Costs' via the tags on the left.
This was an article I wrote a few years back that was nationally serialised and covers my position on drug use in much more detail.
Today I'll limit it to a neat little threesome, (by this point do you really expect anything else?(1) ) inspired by the recent coverage of cannabis and her potential re-re-classification.
'reefer madness' : brainchild of bigots
Regular readers will be familiar with my penchant for provocative titling and summarising. For all you hysterical polarisers(2) out there I'm not suggesting that everyone who buys into the reefer madness idea is a bigot.
In then 10,000 year recorded history of the relationship between humans and cannabis the earliest instances, (that I'm aware of,) of so called reefer madness were the use of the idea by white authorities to control non white populations.
Namely the British in India toward the native populous and the US in the southern states toward Mexican workers.
In both instances cannabis use was something common and accepted among the non white populations but pretty much unknown the white.
This being the case, making possession illegal was a very handy way of using the 'law' as a club with which to 'beat the darkies', ie. control movements or just kick bloated insecurities and the bigotry they fuelled into sharp relief.
In both cases the justification for these measures was the claim that cannabis use made the non whites pose an increased threat to the whites.
Cannabis use, it was claimed, drove the non white users from their minds and gave them superhuman strength as well as vicious and irrepressible sexual and homicidal appetites.
The myth has mellowed a little to fit the times, 'scientific proof' is cited instead of 'eye witness accounts' and the homicidal-red-eyed-devil-mania has been rebranded with the more sophisticated labels of 'schizophrenia' or 'mental illness'.
Now I'm not saying that cannabis has no negative effects, or even that she can't in some cases exacerbate certain pre existing mental health problems.
What I am saying is cannabis is in no way unique in this potential and that there are plenty of things far more dangerous in this way than cannabis that are not only legal but actively encouraged such as junk food, war, alcohol etc. (and yes they are 'encouraged', political propaganda and corporate advertising are the most prevalent and powerful sources of information in the modern world.)
As research for 'Prohibitive Costs' I corresponded with Professor (& Baroness) Susan Greenfield of Oxford and Professor Heather Ashton of Newcastle, both experts in their fields of, (if I remember correctly,) psychopharmacology.
I found both to be very pleasant and rational people and I am not suggesting that people such as these who support prohibition from a scientific standpoint are bigots or even parts or puppets of a bigots' conspiracy.
My point is that the prohibition of cannabis has ALWAYS been a political decision and that the scientific evidence is used to justify a decision already made.
If the political decision were different the exact same scientific evidence would be dismissed or ignored as so much is every single day on so many other issues.
there's no such thing as skunk
The media have been telling us that 'new and stronger skunk' type cannabis is being developed since long before I was born.
So first off some tips from the scene: pretty much everything you hear in a drug deal is a lie. Some of the most common lies told by dealers are: "I'll be there in five minutes," "this is the best I've ever had," and "this is Skunk/Purple Haze/Northern Lights..."
Now the last three names dropped there were indeed, once upon a time, strains of cannabis available for purchase at some black market outlets.
These strains have long since disappeared however and while many claim to be the original, there is no way to prove that any of them are. This is just the way the scene works, you both know it's bullshit, it's part of the ritual, the deal is done.
Secondly, the word skunk has come to be a more generic term for 'powerful' cannabis, the problem here of course is that encountered by any straight attempt to dissect, classify or record counter culture language.
The same words can mean many different things dependent on context, geography and time. Skunk is so loosely defined a word as to be meaningless in any accurate statement of national affairs.
Finally, and the crux of matter, the average 'strength' of cannabis is quite simply impossible to measure.
For a start if you've never never smoked cannabis in your life and we share a joint, (hey, you're always welcome
) you can be damn sure that exactly the same weed is going to feel a hell of a lot more 'powerful' to you then to me.
Secondly, the argument is made that modern growing techniques allow cannabis to be grown with a much higher THC content.
While this is true the variety from which cannabis enters the black market mean that it's neither her nor there.
If you buy some weed on the street I guess she could have come from a pro grow room and have a higher content but it's far more likely to have come from a basic outdoor, agricultural setup in some distant land or from a criminal grow room focussed on quantity rather than quality.
I can state without hesitation that I've never smoked anything in this country anything like the pro gear sold in Holland. In fact my own personal experience of the 'power' of gear available on the black market in the UK is that is actually pretty crap.(3)
The point is though that due the variety of sources and, be definition, the impossibility of getting thorough, accurate data from an underground market means that the claims of 'killer skunk undoes all the arguments of yesterday' are utter shashpaps.
sat down and not counted
OK maybe this one should have been first as it's by far the most important and maybe more people would read it that way but then I wanted to end with it for impact so tough.
Statistics, statistics, statistics.
Having a masters degree in physics and astrophysics and working in performance monitoring and statistical analysis, means I have some idea about statistics.
Basically they're bullshit.
They can be incredibly powerful and useful only if sufficiently restrained by context. When let loose in the media and the subsequent scrum of 'common knowledge' however, statistics tend to collapse into hysterical gibberish very quickly.
So how many statistics have you heard about cannabis in your lifetime? How many times are you told about 'signs' or 'indications' or 'reports'?
There's a great deal of 'data' out there apparently that documents the negative effects of cannabis.
Despite my habitual sarcasm I'm not actually casting doubt on that, what I am doing is stating that every single piece of that data is fundamentally flawed in exactly the same way.
Where do you think that data comes from? Where, in everyday life, does the authorities knowingly come into contact with cannabis users and therefore record information?
Two places people and two places only: the criminal justice system and the healthcare system.
100% of the people included in those so-very-damning statistics have fallen foul of either ill health or the law, do you begin to see the skew?
Stoners such as myself who live productive lives, contribute to society(4) and who have never been in trouble with the police for weed or had any weed related health problems simply do not exist within those stats.
The simple fact is that for as long as the man is willing and able to lock you in a concrete box for years at a time for the simple possession of cannabis(5) no-one who tokes without incident is going put their hand up, and why should they?
So there're your three, glad I've finally got them out of my head.
Now you may have noticed that there was no mention of the re-re-classification of cannabis and this is mainly because I'm really interested. To be honest it has very little to do with me, I'm still outside the law, forced to choose between funding organised crime of giving up my lifestyle and faith.
Re-classification had zero impact on my life or my drug taking habits so I see no reason why re-re-classification should either. I think everyone, even the BBC for goodness sake, recognises this as a political move, a nod to the right from Brown and nothing more.
One message this re-re-classification will send, if it goes ahead, is a big FUCK YOU to the House of Commons Select Committee that proposed the original re-classification, (to which I submitted evidence by the way.)
Brown will basically be saying that the MPs, experts and members of public involved in that Committee were wrong and that their time was wasted. Cheers Gordon.
The only re-classifying required here is to make lovely, lovely cannabis local, legal and licensed. She's been with us for 10 millennia and we shut her out in the cold less than half a century ago:
RELEGALISE CANNABIS, EVERYBODY WINS
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(1) for those new to vftcs, a passion of mine beside cannabis is the number three and most posts consist of main three sections
(2) polariser: someone trapped by the evil of the number 2, ie. being incapable to think beyond the framework of: if something is not white it must be black etc
(3) please, please, please NEVER buy cannabis resin in the UK, at least with buds you can see and learn to recognise exactly what you're getting, black market resin is ALWAYS cut with non cannabis mixer simply because it can be, these mixers can be anything from glue (ie. solvents that can KILL YOU) to faeces (I kid you not
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go to Holland sometime and see the real thing, the texture and effect, you'll realise the difference, that nasty UK 'soapbar' shit can fuck you right up and sullies the good name of cannabis!
(4) I'm an internationally published astrophysicist, journalist and author and hold work at a senior level in my local city council, I have also suffered serious depressive and suicidal episodes since early childhood,
I'm not blowing my own trumpet or fishing for sympathy here but pointing out that I have been able to achieve and overcome these things BECAUSE OF rather than in spite of my cannabis use,
FACT: If I had never smoked cannabis I would not have lived this long.
(5) the idea that the government has been taking a 'softly softly' approach to cannabis use is another myth, people still get sent down for weed all the time and if you care to look up how many of the people in our overflowing prisons are there for weed I suspect you'll be sickeningly surprised...





