No links to buy my books today, no fun pun title, not even any wutio nor whinging about being suicidal. No, this post is purely dedicated to the communication of one idea, namely that democracy is wrong.

Here're the rest of your three:

REPRESENTATION

problem

Globally speaking the UK is a pretty small place. Our population of 60 million is fairly poultry compared to many and yet we share a political system with many of the countries larger than us.

Now is it really feasible that the lifestyles, ideals and principles of 60 million unique individuals, let alone more, can be neatly divided into two, possibly three, camps?

I say no.

Further to this I think it is safe to say that in our supposedly great and holy democracy, the majority of our population are not represented in either our government or our parliament.

Looking at the people running our country you do not find a pattern of diversity parallel to that of society. In fact you find a terrifyingly elitist trend of white guys from similar backgrounds and the same schools / universities.

And so the fundamental tenet of democracy, the idea of self governance, is found to be lacking. The result of our democratic system is actually just another elite, albeit a slightly broader one than in the past.

The impact of this is that those people making decisions are invariably insulated from many of the consequences of those decisions.

Being so specialised and similar in their backgrounds, they can have no appreciation of how their actions affect large parts of society and are thereby rendered incapable of deciding wisely.

example

I register to vote but do not. The reason I do not vote is because none of the boxes on the ballot paper represent me or my views. I have no voice within our democratic system because there is no-one to speak for me and there is no facility to allow me to speak for myself.

Now I have to admit that I do dwell on the fringes of society. My daily drug use makes me a perpetual criminal, I don't believe in democracy, capitalism, religion, life, death, money or the human spirit.

So maybe it's just the freak unique that are locked out, just a tiny minority while most of society, the proper, upstanding, respectable bit of society, is just fine.

Unfortunately the number don't stack up that way. I believe the current Labour government won the last election with just under a third of the vote.

Now let's be generous and call it a third, (because it makes the maths easier!) and let's also be even more generous and suggest that 42% of eligible voters cast valid votes.

This being the case, only 14% of eligible voters actually wanted Labour enough to tick a box. No matter how you carve it, that is a mandate for absolutely fuck all.

The other, more significant issue here, is that more than half of eligible voters didn't actually cast their vote!

Now luckily for our politicians, we refuse to record the reasons why people don't vote, so they can blame it all on apathy.

Instead of considering why people refuse to engage with the supposedly best and only hope for the political future of humanity, we simply trot out the spiteful little 'in-it-to-win-it' argument.

"If you don't vote you can't complain about the result..."

"You have to be part of the system to change it..."

If you don't like chewing gum, if you find everything about it unpleasant, does it matter whether I offer spearmint or mango and passion fruit? No, it doesn't.

This spurious argument serves only to perpetuate a deeply flawed system by attempting to make it socially unacceptable to question or challenge the basic assumptions on which our current system is based.

You may as well be saying:

"Play the game or shut your face, I don't care if you can't feed your kids."

solution

Again, a titanic shift in the attitudes of voters would be required to nullify this problem. If people knew their own minds, if they were furnished, as standard, with the skills to locate and analyse pertinent information, and if people refused to vote for anyone other than those who truly represented them, this problem would disappear.

Knowing exactly what you want, being able to articulate it and being able to identify the person best suited to deliver it. Again this would provide a kind of natural selection for politicians so that only those capable of actually making progress would be afforded the opportunity.

Of course this would mean the end of the dominance of our political scene by the major parties. As more points of view were accurately represented and the true vastly broad base of society encompassed, there would be no room for the monolithic party structures.

QUALIFICATION

problem

Popularity contests do not tend to result in the most able candidate being chosen. Our own form of political popularity contest tends to result in the election of the most believable candidate, rather than the one who can actually do the job.

Our obsession with the sacred nature of democracy then compounds this flaw further as we afford ultimate status to the elected just as we did before when we the bitches of kings and holy men.

Because someone is elected, conjuring up an image of the noble masses floating behind them; because they are a tool of the people, (cuts both ways that one, I like it ;) ) they have righteousness on their side and so must be correct.

example

Another example from my day job involving councillors and the odd MP. Clearly we have a responsibility to both our tenants and the tax payer to spend public money as responsibly and effectively as possible.

To this end we don't repair and improve houses simply on request. If someone wants a new front door a qualified and experienced surveyor will attend the property and assess whether the situation meets various criteria.

There's the decent homes standard, a minimum standard of living set by the government to be achieved by 2010; there're Leeds City Council's own standards on what's acceptable for people living in their social housing; and then there's the on-the-ground opinion of the surveyor as to whether it's reasonable for someone to live with that door etc.

Only when, in their professional opinion, a surveyor decides that all criteria have been met and a new door is required will public funds be spent on replacing it, and it doesn't end there.

In order to stretch that money as far as possible we don't just run out and fit one door after another. Instead such replacements are organised into schemes so that they are bought and fitted in large numbers, thereby reducing the unit cost.

Now many people have genuine grievances about the service they receive from their city council. There's always room for improvement and things do go wrong. There are people however, who complain simply because they haven't got what they wanted.

It is not uncommon for someone who wants new doors, windows, a new kitchen or bathroom in their council house to complain bitterly when they are told that because they do not need such a replacement the council won't pay for it.

The problem arises when such complaints are directed at councillors and MPs. We have had instances where councillors have demanded that they accompany surveyors while they reattend inspections.

In one instance a surveyor stood his ground and stated that the window in question did not need to be replaced. The councillor, holding no qualifications or experience in the field, disagreed with the surveyor and overruled him.

Of course it's not good enough for the window to go into a scheme in the usual way either, it has to go to the top of the list.

This simply results in other tenants not getting their replacements, which were actually deemed necessary, until a later date, possibly the next financial year if we run out of money.

This is something that drives me absolutely crazy and led me to confront one such councillor over the phone. I was informing him that if he wanted a replacement doing I would have to arrange for a surveyor to look at it first.

"I've seen enough doors and windows in my time," he told me, to which I enquired did he mean he was a professional surveyor by trade before entering politics?
(This may have been the case, I didn't know this guy's background, it was a little tongue in cheek though ;D )

"I don't need to be a surveyor," he roared, absolutely outraged, "I AM A COUNCILLOR!"

It was hilarious though I managed not to laugh until I was off the phone. What a cock.

And yet it's also very depressing too because this is another consequence of democracy: the people making decisions are NOT QUALIFIED TO DO SO!

solution

I guess you could say people not being selfish and wanting something for nothing could solve this but to hope to change that is, even by the standards of this article, is a little far fetched.

People recognising ability before charisma is perhaps a more appropriate notion. In order to recognise ability people would have to understand the requirements of the job and thereby the workings of the system.

Again, allowing and encouraging people to become rational, informed, thinking individuals resolves the problem as dickheads like the guy described above wouldn't get a foot in the door.

More tomorrow...