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Ten best brand names in the world From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (12 hours old)

Bum - crisps from Spain Cool-Piss - yogurt drink from Korea Crap's - French chocolate Erektus - Romanian energy drink Fanny - strawberry jam from Peru Finger Marie - rich tea biscuits in Sweden … more

Best names for chemicals ever From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (12 hours old)

Arsenolite - cubic arsenic trioxide Dickite - Mineral named after Alan Brugh Dick Fuchsite - green form of Muscovite Fucitol - type of alcohol devived from seaweed Fukalite - mineral found in Fuka… more

21/11/2009: Sh*te, Crap and rubbish! From rithompson in Random Football Match Related Stories (13 hours old)

A rare, once-in-10-years event. We play sh*te and lose to Sunderland. Fortunately we ended the match with all eleven men this time! That is all. We were crap, but like the Football Association of… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (16 hours old)

Tea is for mugs.… more

Children in need From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (16 hours old)

I wasn't surprised to see that postmen have raised £300,000 for Children in Need. Well they have had a lot of free time lately haven't they. … more

That ahhhhh moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

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Isn't it ironic From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

This week working in Leicester I popped out at lunch time for a bite to eat. Walking back eating a delicious lamb samosa, I was aproached by a young asian lad eating a sausage roll.… more

The Times website is going to charge money... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

The Times website is going to charge money if you want to read it. I read this for nothing, in the Guardian. I have already pointed out that removal of Murdoch's biased reportage will improve the q… more

Dear World.... From rithompson in Painting The World Pink (1 day old)

A quick post because it's now stupid o'clock in the morning. A couple of points regarding female nudity, or not quite nudity. 1. If a man or a woman chooses to pose in their undies (thinking D… more

Karzai SWORN in From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (2 days old)

President Hamid Karzai SWORN in for a further term. OFFICIAL CHEEKY STOAT SWEARING IN SPEECH " Well! Bast*d Bob " copter scrooge" Ainsworth MP gimp-masked and encased in a latex bondage bag … more

Evening Spews From rithompson in Painting The World Pink (2 days old)

We may not have the opportunity to chose the President of Europe, but we can still be thankful that those doing the appointing have made millions of Europeans happy by rejecting smug, war-loving, To… more

From rithompson in Random Football Match Related Stories (2 days old)

Firstly, I'd like to say "Well done France!" - you missed a golden opportunity to rid yourselves of the Alistair Darling Muppet that coaches you. Now you're stuck with his bad management - and the f… more

Celebrating! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I just found out that the notorious clone of Mrs Thatcher, the utterly revolting money-grubber Blair is no longer in contention for the post of European Council president. Perhaps now he will start wo… more

You can't believe the Telegraph... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

They have this fine picture of a lenticular cloud, here... Underneath, the text says... Sometimes likened to UFOs, lenticular clouds are usually created by gravity waves. No, they are not… more

Hello, flying through From lyndlj in Just Me!! The Butterfly effect (3 days old)

I actually managed to get 2 numbers on last nights lottery instead of the usual 0 or 1, still four numbers off getting anywhere but hey ho the story of my life ;) Almost the weekend and I know that… more

Annoying Amazon From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (3 days old)

I find them really useful when I'm selling special Lego sets like Cybermaster. So I was cross today when I had an email from them saying some nonsense about how they were having some sort of Christ… more

Winter Balls From JessicaSmith ^Pro in Jessica Smith (3 days old)

Ok so I am assisting some friends with a marketing project involving Balls for Walls.... So to brighten up your walls this Winter http://www.balls4walls.co.uk … more

Spews at Ten From rithompson in Painting The World Pink (4 days old)

Apparently the smug, Old Etonian, Tory Twat called Cameron is in a stronger position for winning the next election than Gordon Broom. I'm assuming the ICM people didn't ask anyone in South West … more

Neyo has rescheduled From JessicaSmith ^Pro in Jessica Smith (4 days old)

£2 per ticket booking fees, plus £2 postage...for people who booked through ticketmaster.. This new performance will take place at the M.E.N. Arena in Manchester on 13 February 2010… more

It's good to .... Scratch your pen across a page From rithompson in Painting The World Pink (4 days old)

I was thinking last week (worry not, my poor little head didn't hurt) after writing a one and a half/two page letter to my Grandma. It wasn't meant to be that long, I just couldn't stop writing! … more

It's silly of me, but... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (4 days old)

I just can't seem to stop myself commenting on those idiotic, automatically posted Spam blogs. Update: I had an example link here, but Rampage has heroically deleted the blog. Hurrah!… more

A couple of problems From rithompson in Help (5 days old)

1. I posted something just now, and noticed that the line breaks I put in there aren't showing up on the post. So it's one big paragraph, which is difficult to read. I've sorted this one! http://rando… more

News stories that make me angry (a short list) From rithompson in Painting The World Pink (5 days old)

It may well turn into a long list after I've browsed the Beeb's news site. 1. Parents who can't understand their responsibility. I don't care if you're 22, 37 or 53 - if you've got young kids, th… more

Growing old Disgracefully From lyndlj in Just Me!! The Butterfly effect (6 days old)

They tell me that age is a reletive thing, well try telling that to your body when every part of it is trying its best to go south no matter how hard you try to keep it up north! Now I dont actuall… more

Cobblers... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (6 days old)

"Project Camelot" is probably the biggest load of silly nonsense I have read in absolutely ages. It's such nonsense I can't be bothered to cut and paste a link. If you have time to waste, find it for … more

First thing that popped into my mind when I left the tepee From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Some of the best funny personal names can be found in the US Indian Census of 1880. The anglophile versions of Native Indian names can be hilarious simply due to loose translations. Native America… more

The book to buy all your male friends for Chistmas From prydwen in (6 days old)

'Busty, Slag and Nob End' by Russell Ash. This adults only book of 'Remarkably rude but real names of people, places and products from all over the world' will have any male laughing his head off wit… more

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more